The Disneyathon – Part 9: The Dark Age

Link to Previous Part: The Disneyathon – Part 8: The Bronze Age Whoopee, another live action musical but this time I have an excuse to put it in the Disneyathon as the animated dragon is in a good chunk of the movie. Also when he touches something it becomes animated too. The magic of cinema! Pete’s …

My Ending to Game of Thrones: Part 2 – Rewriting The Mission up North

If you haven't read it yet I highly recommend reading the previous part for some much needed context: My Ending to Game of Thrones: Part 1 – Rewriting Season 7 Episode 6 – Beyond the Wall At Casterly Rock The Unsullied and Dothraki begin their march for King’s Landing. Edmure tells Jorah ‘My wife is pregnant …

My Ending to Game of Thrones: Part 1 – Rewriting Season 7

Spoilers for anything Game of Thrones related Hello it’s me The Blog Complainer. I can’t believe I’m still talking about this rubbish show, which is why I wanted to bring it up again as I have realised I have more to say. Back when Season 7 was the worst season of the show, I watched …

X-Men: Dark Phoenix – You Could Do Better.

We’re just going to jump straight into this, so X-Men: Dark Phoenix is the biggest snoozefest of 2019. I was never looking forward to watching this movie, but I couldn't have anticipated how bored I would be while watching it. I saw a trailer for that new Fast and the Furious spin-off and man did …

My Ranking of the First 20 Episodes of Black Mirror

Black Mirror is one of my favourite TV shows in recent memory. Netflix offers a good variety of shows for binge watching but no show on the platform comes close to the complex and disturbing themes that Black Mirror tackles. (Except maybe BoJack Horseman, but that's a story for another day.) I've always wanted to …

Rocketman is a blast!

The last movie that I decided to watch this month was Rocketman. I had no expectations, which is probably the best way to judge a movie, and I was pleasantly surprised. Before seeing this movie I had Bohemian Rhapsody in mind as from the trailer it looked pretty similar.  In retrospect I was probably too …

Winter is Here: Game of Thrones Season 8

So this is how it all ended. Arguably the most ground breaking TV show of this entire decade ends with Bronn as Master of Coin. I don’t know about you, but something has gone horribly wrong here. Spoilers for anything Game of Thrones related! Game of Thrones is finally done! It was something I imagine …

Brightburn – a disappointment

I have some advice for anyone reading this review. Don’t ever be excited for anything, ever! Especially with movies that show alot of potential like Glass, The Lego Movie 2, Us, Detective Pikachu, John Wick 3 and just recently Brightburn. So if you’re looking forward to anything, just don’t, or otherwise you might end up a …

Aladdin a very rotten flick!

Aladdin is finally here!  I’m sure you don’t need to hear my thoughts because you’re going to see it anyway as it’s another Disney movie based on a beloved classic.  All I will do is tell you that it’s garbage and a complete abomination on mankind – do not touch this filthy slimy product! I’m …

Shorty: John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

It's the middle of May now and we have John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum. Another movie I was looking forward to seeing and another movie that found a way to disappoint. This is a direct follow-up to the previous movie as John Wick is on New York’s most wanted. He’s the most famous assassin in the …